2083: Not Only Does Humanity Still Exist, But We Can All Marry Each Other
By Jeremy Lucas | Media, The OnionA recent “Onion” article has given us clues about our future America, and amazingly, the future doesn’t completely suck. Here’s the rundown from the year 2083. Positives: Gay marriage is legalized. Mitt Romney becomes President. The death penalty is illegal. Schools have enough money for schools to have holographs in the classroom. Negatives: Gay marriage



