Guess what guys, it’s election day. And just so you know, if you didn’t vote, America reserves the right to trade you to China and/or India for some first-round draft picks to compensate for the loss of Steve Jobs. Fortunately, I early voted on Saturday, so not only did I beat all the lines you

In the HBO film, “Game Change,” about the choice of Sarah Palin during the 2008 campaign, the point is made that while the decision to pick Sarah Palin for Vice-President energized the campaign, the decision was made haphazardly in a way that ultimately hurt the campaign, and American politics in general. I don’t know if

Why do I blog? Is it for the fame? Glory? Money? Women? I do it because I want to do it. Because, weird as this may sound to some, I find this fun. I think I mainly get this palpable sense of satisfaction from the act of me finding what I like to call, “The

After the Debate on Thursday, I said this: [Iowa is] historically bad at being an indication of the eventual Republican nominee due to their emphasis on Homeland values. Still, everybody puts way too much emphasis on its importance. Well, didn’t that come true? Iowa, perpetually starved for people to care about them, decided many years

Established in 1988, The Onion started off in newspaper-form that found very limited success on college campuses in Wisconsin and Colorado, although this success could either be attributed to the satirical news stories, or the coupons that came with the paper. In 1996, the organization went global with the creation of their website, leaving their