Guys, this Republican Party nomination thing is going to go on for awhile. Before South Carolina, Newt Gingrich had come in 4th in both Iowa & New Hampshire, and Mitt Romney had won Iowa. Now by virtue of handily winning South Carolina, Newt went from having zero delegates, to having 25, which gives him an

I don’t know about you, but I just now made up for the all the sleep I lost during that bloody Iowa Caucus. So thanks to New Hampshire for making it easy for us, because soon as the polls closed at 8pm on Tuesday night, Fox News, ABC, CNN, etc. declared Mitt Romney the winner.

Apparently, there was a Florida Straw Poll over the weekend, on Saturday in fact, a fact that I was completely oblivious to until the news told me not only that this existed, but Herman Cain won it. Yes, Herman “My Pizza Places Look Like A Gas Station Subway” Cain was decided as the #1 pick