War For The White House: A Look Back, A Look Now, & A Look At How I Decided My Vote

Guess what guys, it’s election day. And just so you know, if you didn’t vote, America reserves the right to trade you to China and/or...

Posts Tagged ‘future’

2083: Not Only Does Humanity Still Exist, But We Can All Marry Each Other

2083: Not Only Does Humanity Still Exist, But We Can All Marry Each Other

By Jeremy Lucas | Media, The Onion

A recent “Onion” article has given us clues about our future America, and amazingly, the future doesn’t completely suck. Here’s the rundown from the year 2083. Positives: Gay marriage is legalized. Mitt Romney becomes President. The death penalty is illegal. Schools have enough money for schools to have holographs in the classroom. Negatives: Gay marriage

Sarah Palin Declares War On Pacific Ocean, According To Olivia Wilde

Sarah Palin Declares War On Pacific Ocean, According To Olivia Wilde

By Jeremy Lucas | Commercials, Media

MoveOn.org has always been known as being a little “out there,” but with their latest video really does take things to a whole new level. I’m pretty sure the ad was intended for humor, but “House” star Olivia Wilde just doesn’t convey sarcasm or humor very well.  Essentially, the point one could take away from

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