War For The White House: A Look Back, A Look Now, & A Look At How I Decided My Vote

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Kill The EPA, Kill Your Baby

Kill The EPA, Kill Your Baby

By Jeremy Lucas | Commercials, Media

The following piece was written at 4 in the morning on April 25th, 2011, dealing with a controversial ad that was running at the time. Since the ad aired, progress on attacks on the EPA have made little headway, and the organization is currently still in business. The EPA estimates that 160,000 early deaths —

Sun Chip Bags Signal The Eventual Death of the Earth: Part II

Sun Chip Bags Signal The Eventual Death of the Earth: Part II

By Jeremy Lucas | Business, Editorial

Back in October I reacted to the news of Sun Chips mostly discontinuing their environmentally-friendly packaging due to the fact that it was supposedly too noisy. I used the story to launch into questioning our current commitment to saving our planet if we can’t even put up with a noisy bag. But recently, Sun Chips

2083: Not Only Does Humanity Still Exist, But We Can All Marry Each Other

2083: Not Only Does Humanity Still Exist, But We Can All Marry Each Other

By Jeremy Lucas | Media, The Onion

A recent “Onion” article has given us clues about our future America, and amazingly, the future doesn’t completely suck. Here’s the rundown from the year 2083. Positives: Gay marriage is legalized. Mitt Romney becomes President. The death penalty is illegal. Schools have enough money for schools to have holographs in the classroom. Negatives: Gay marriage

Looking For A Sputnik Moment: A State of The Union Analysis

Looking For A Sputnik Moment: A State of The Union Analysis

By Jeremy Lucas | Politics

I’ve only been watching State of the Union addresses for about the past 10 years, but that’s enough to already make me cynical about them. Why? Because I know how they work, and what the main goal of them is. Essentially, The State of the Union is about where we are as a country, whether

Sun Chip Bags Signal The Eventual Death of the Earth

Sun Chip Bags Signal The Eventual Death of the Earth

By Jeremy Lucas | Business, Editorial

Sometimes the biggest disasters can be signaled early by the smallest or seemingly insignificant sign. The water in the vicinity of a volcano might have a sulfur taste, or rise to boiling temperatures. Earthquakes are preceded by much smaller quakes. The guy in the crow’s nest on the Titanic lost his binoculars. All seem small

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