I don’t know about you, but I just now made up for the all the sleep I lost during that bloody Iowa Caucus. So thanks to New Hampshire for making it easy for us, because soon as the polls closed at 8pm on Tuesday night, Fox News, ABC, CNN, etc. declared Mitt Romney the winner.

Guys, we’re finally down to 8 candidates. Granted, Gary Johnson doesn’t count so it’s really down to 7, but still! We haven’t had a candidate dropping out since August with Tim “T-Paw” Pawlenty! Yes, that’s right kids, we have been delivered of the pizza man! Sure, it was way overdue and the pizza is basically

Some ideas come to you while in the shower. Some come to you when running. Some just come. This idea came while dipping Chicken Nuggets into Ranch Sauce. Think of it as a thought experiment. Just as there are good and bad Republican Candidates with their own sets of features, so is the same with

“Rick Perry isn’t the guy you want to have a Beer with, he’s the kind of guy who got a head start on the beer before you got there.” – Stephen Colbert I’m a busy man. I am most busy on Wednesdays, so I did not see the CNBC debate. When I was done being

With the Holidays upon us, and Primary Season around the corner, it’s time to check-up, Survivor style, on how the Republican candidates are faring the media ringer. So will Herman Cain be voted off, or will he come back like a bat out of hell, here to spread the message of Pizza and electric fences?