Guys, we’re finally down to 8 candidates. Granted, Gary Johnson doesn’t count so it’s really down to 7, but still! We haven’t had a candidate dropping out since August with Tim “T-Paw” Pawlenty! Yes, that’s right kids, we have been delivered of the pizza man! Sure, it was way overdue and the pizza is basically

Some ideas come to you while in the shower. Some come to you when running. Some just come. This idea came while dipping Chicken Nuggets into Ranch Sauce. Think of it as a thought experiment. Just as there are good and bad Republican Candidates with their own sets of features, so is the same with

With the Holidays upon us, and Primary Season around the corner, it’s time to check-up, Survivor style, on how the Republican candidates are faring the media ringer. So will Herman Cain be voted off, or will he come back like a bat out of hell, here to spread the message of Pizza and electric fences?

Apparently, there was a Florida Straw Poll over the weekend, on Saturday in fact, a fact that I was completely oblivious to until the news told me not only that this existed, but Herman Cain won it. Yes, Herman “My Pizza Places Look Like A Gas Station Subway” Cain was decided as the #1 pick