Guys, this Republican Party nomination thing is going to go on for awhile. Before South Carolina, Newt Gingrich had come in 4th in both Iowa & New Hampshire, and Mitt Romney had won Iowa. Now by virtue of handily winning South Carolina, Newt went from having zero delegates, to having 25, which gives him an

I don’t know about you, but I just now made up for the all the sleep I lost during that bloody Iowa Caucus. So thanks to New Hampshire for making it easy for us, because soon as the polls closed at 8pm on Tuesday night, Fox News, ABC, CNN, etc. declared Mitt Romney the winner.

So here we are. We’ve met and vetted these crazy kids, heard the word “Santorum” more than any human should, got to know the Pizza Man, and watched Rick Perry be Rick Perry. We also got more than our share of gaffes, which flew fast and frequently. But through it all, Mitt Romney stood there

Guys, we’re finally down to 8 candidates. Granted, Gary Johnson doesn’t count so it’s really down to 7, but still! We haven’t had a candidate dropping out since August with Tim “T-Paw” Pawlenty! Yes, that’s right kids, we have been delivered of the pizza man! Sure, it was way overdue and the pizza is basically

Some ideas come to you while in the shower. Some come to you when running. Some just come. This idea came while dipping Chicken Nuggets into Ranch Sauce. Think of it as a thought experiment. Just as there are good and bad Republican Candidates with their own sets of features, so is the same with