Guess what guys, it’s election day. And just so you know, if you didn’t vote, America reserves the right to trade you to China and/or India for some first-round draft picks to compensate for the loss of Steve Jobs. Fortunately, I early voted on Saturday, so not only did I beat all the lines you

  Still a few months out from Primary season, and just about every candidate has not only shot themselves in the foot, but the leg, the abdomen, the buttocks, the other foot, an ear, a pinky finger, and that guy that Dick Cheney shot, who is kept in a target practice room in Republican Headquarters.

Apparently, there was a Florida Straw Poll over the weekend, on Saturday in fact, a fact that I was completely oblivious to until the news told me not only that this existed, but Herman Cain won it. Yes, Herman “My Pizza Places Look Like A Gas Station Subway” Cain was decided as the #1 pick

After the Debate on Thursday, I said this: [Iowa is] historically bad at being an indication of the eventual Republican nominee due to their emphasis on Homeland values. Still, everybody puts way too much emphasis on its importance. Well, didn’t that come true? Iowa, perpetually starved for people to care about them, decided many years

The 2008 election was decided by reasons kept behind closed doors. Not because there was a grand conspiracy, but because nobody wanted to admit it. Face it, did anybody REALLY vote for John McCain? Or were 45% of Americans just so swept up in the new Palin fervor that they went with McCain hoping something